It was dead on a Friday night but I was informed they were only open that evening for a special show. It is extremely ghetto on Saturday though, and lots of fights break out on that day though so I'd steer away from that day. There is a fair mix of people on most days. Scorpio's is a fun time, and they have lots of cool drag shows that are pretty awesome to watch. Good if you'd like to have a conversation with someone you've met, not so good if you are adverse to cigarette smoke though. The patio outside is filled with people smoking and chatting each other up. The main reason to go here is for the dancing! They have a huge dance floor and it is quite a sight to see everyone dancing their tushes off! I was particularly amused by the twink who was twerkin it like it ain't no thang! I always have a fun time here, even when I'm the DD.
Though I hear that on Sunday well drinks are free with a $10 cover, and Fridays offers free beer on tap so that's something to keep in mind. The drinks here are kinda eh, you don't get much for your money and they are fairly weak in my opinion. When you enter past the surly ticket takers and go through the doors you're greeted by the booming music of top 40s remixes, though I do like the fact that they don't play it so loud that you can't hear someone screaming in your ear. Depending on your sobriety level when you leave, it may be because you have a little trouble remembering your time there. Â If your looking for something fun to do with no frills and no pretentious people this is the place. Other specials are normally only 3 bucks which is good in my book! Â I read on another review that the drinks were weak but like every bar if you tip them well your bartender will treat your right. House liquor is free on Sundays, free draft beer on Wednesday. I've gone on every day they are open but Saturday - my friends say the crowd can be kinda ghetto. I'm a queer female and I find it hard to spot the girls who aren't just their for their gay bf. xD And in my opinion Scorpio is kinda more-so for the guys. But that's with every club in my experience, sadly. The only thing I don't like is the creepy straight dudes that show up and lurk around, especially on Fridays.
 Reading the comments I realize people are all like 'this place is shady' and, yeah, kinda is but I don't expect something fancy unless its downtown. Lately I do have to say that the drag shows that I have seen have been kiiiinda boring to be honest but that's not what I normally go there for unless they have special guests. If you wanna get some air they have a nice outside patio too. I've had waaay too much fun at this club!! They have three bars in total (one in the main room right by the big dance floor), one in 'Divas', and another upstairs when they have that open. its the only club that I have fun at and the crowd is never rude - drunk of course especially on free draft beer night but never rude in my opinion. Its not that expensive to get in, either. The drinks are cheap and the music is pretty good depending on the DJ that night. The drag show they put on was decent but nothing outstanding. The dance floor is large and the music and lights are more than enough to get people going. I'd add some more here but  I have to say Jimmy D's review is very spot on. They do have a ATM but you're getting into the service charge there if you need to grab cash that way. Oh yah, the place is pretty much cash only so be sure and bring some $'s. The liquor was reasonably priced and as always, be sure and tip the bartenders heavy on the first round and they'll take better care of you later on.
I ended up having a couple of those and it's just keg beer in a glass so don't expect any premium stuff there. I've heard the different nights have a little different things to offer but we landed on a friday which was 10$ cover and all you can drink keg beer. I haven't been by there in years but the scene is pretty much the same as I remember and it's always at the very least a good time and especially if you are in to dancing. Me a couple friends went by Scorpios last night and it was a pretty good time.